• GladimirLenin [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    No way my teachers were equipped to properly teach Marxism-Leninism or Mao Zedong Thought. Good luck Florida.

    “Now children we will be reciting a new Florida pledge of allegiance. Repeat after me. The Maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history and led to an almost totally equal redistribution of land amongst the peasantry.”

    • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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      7 months ago

      how exactly do they think this is going to play out?

      Teacher: Communism is bad because Stalin killed people.

      Student: So all Stalin had to do was not kill people and communism would have worked?

      Teacher: No, the ideology made Stalin kill people.

      Student: So Stalin did not have free will?

      Teacher: No, free will exists, don’t be a dirty Calvinist, Stalin was willingly following Marx’s ideology to the letter.

      Student: So how did the ideology create the regularly recurring famines that happened for centuries until the 50s, cause the kulaks to burn their own food, or the Western powers to sanction the USSR before the USSR had done anything wrong? What part of Marx’s writings caused this?

      Teacher: I’m legally required to report all dissenters to the Department of Freedom.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    My Westoid school decided it would be a good idea to have us read Animal Farm in English class before we had learned about the Russian Revolution in History class.

    Cue an exasperated English teacher trying to explain to a class of confused middle schoolers how the pig is obviously Trotsky or Stalin.