also bold move to go to war with China, Iran, and 50% of your own population. Let’s see how it plays out.

4 years? I guess Trump’s death camps will be ready by then.

it’s a fyre festival titan sub crossover episode!

tbh final panel I expected executions, not poofs

that looks cool

yeah, you’re not allowed to explore and figure out what you want, you’re suppose to make permanent commitments only or nothing ever.

I think it started the mockumentory genre, but I probably wouldn’t watch if you’re young and not into that genre.

living in a surveillance state

that’s basically any conservative christian household tbh

why bother with clearance aisles when there’s purrflectly good dumpsters?

maybe the jam is the superior form communication?

me taking notes on how to be a high value non-practicing sociopath.

but the most annoying part is that the fed is also trying to gossip with you while you’re trying to do shit on your computer

one person’s hostile mod is another person’s principled mod

not interested, but I’d do what’s necessary to please the regulars

Musk Gaetz abolishing Amber Alerts

Matt played a key role in defeating the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax

nooo don’t say that name 3 times!!!

what’s hexbear consensus on Trump’s policy of not-taxing tipping? I think wait staff might see material gains in the first few weeks, but I think it’ll be bad for almost everyone long term as it will encourage business owners to add more unnecessary forms of tipping, price obfuscations, etc… Any negative effects I’m predicting will probably be nothing compared to (both recent and upcoming) rise of gambling, crypto, tariffs, etc…

Conservatives: all glimpses of porn are automatically upgraded to ADDICTION.

Progressives: all porn actors are automatically upgraded to HUMAN TRAFFICKING VICTIMS.

you support ADDICTION and HUMAN TRAFFICKING

maybe even the first man to die of social media addiction withdrawal on Mars?

Said person claims to already be working 18 hours a day at a car/battery business, a hole drilling business, a bird website and a space company

says he works 80hrs a week, public records show 60 of which are just tweeting.