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- nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
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- nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
A US Secret Service member fired their gun while being robbed at gunpoint Saturday night during President Joe Biden’s trip to California for a Hollywood fundraiser.
In case you were wondering, that’s when I decided to beat you.
In the future, if you’re wondering: “Crime. Boy, I don’t know,” is when I decided to kick your ass.
That’s it. Thanks for the correction.