This is the sober, clear-eyed proper reporting of the incident. The much more fun-to-read-one is over here.

TL;DR: far-right freedom-cockus nutjob state house member arrested at 3am chasing a stripper with a gun. Allegedly. No word yet if we can expect a ‘ten-commandments-in-schools’ bill from said nutjob.

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      5 months ago

      gaslight, obstruct, project. it must always be the evil god hating democrats or the gays or the migrants at fault. the pattern is always there

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    5 months ago

    Read the fun-to-read-one.

    It sounds like a scene from a Coen Bros or possibly a Tarantino movie and the difference hinges on the use of, and the number of N-words.

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    5 months ago

    “Friske is always exercising his 2nd Amendment right.”

    …to shoot at strippers?

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    Sounds like someone ignored the obvious sign that this guy needed to be patted down to check him for weapons.

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      Oh he wasn’t in da club, he was running around outside. One imagines in his tighty-whitey underwear, shitfaced and screaming, firing a gun wildly in anger at a woman who is not his lawfully wedded wife. Allegedly.

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    5 months ago

    The name of the source for the fun read (wonkette . com) is the icing on the cake here.

    chef’s kiss