• dead [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    I do a little light farming or heavy gardening, whichever …
    … farming is hard in my traveling profession …
    … quite often I’m not back home in time for my plowing or planting (that’s awful) …
    … I knew the feds had been opening my mail for over 20 years …
    … reading all my personal, radical mail …
    … and it never bothered me because I figured them birds had to learn it somewhere…
    … might as well be from my mail …
    … but then it occurred to me (in my predicament) having the FBI open your mail might come in handy …
    … I sent Sheila (my partner) a letter through the United States mail …
    … I said in it ‘For god sake! don’t plow up the backyard! that’s where the guns are buried!’ …
    … National Guard rolled up and dug up the whole backyard in time for me to plant the damn thing!
    ~ Utah Philips 1983