Wow. Just Wow. Beautiful site you have here. Absolutely gorgeous. We had a site like this. What a beautiful site it was… but the Democrats made us take it down. It’s true!
My staff tells me you people hate the Democrats. Well then folks you’re in great company. When I become president I will dismantle the crooked Democratic Party and Make America Great Again!
Now we had a great debate last night folks. The crooks and cowards at CNN tried to stop us from winning. The Democrats tried to stop us from winning. But we won, didn’t we folks? We won the debate and sent Sleepy Joe home with tears running down his ugly face!
So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I’ll be here all night folks! I’m Donald Trump!
EDIT: That’s all folks! Thanks for having me, Reddit. You were a great audience. Not the best I’ve had but good enough!
The only thing a master of the Art of the Deal like me is concerned with is 10. The rest can fall where they will. That’s called doing business. I’m a businessman, you know. It’s true! The crooked democrats they all try and say I’m not a real business man or that my businesses are failing but if that were true don’t you think I’d be scrambling to save my business instead of running for president? Look, I don’t wanna run for president! But the crooked democrats give me no choice!