Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 months agoWe're all turning ourselves into barbies and kens in real time! Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questionswww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@zerobytes.monsterscience@lemmit.online
arrow-up161arrow-down1external-linkWe're all turning ourselves into barbies and kens in real time! Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questionswww.theguardian.comAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@zerobytes.monsterscience@lemmit.online
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoBecause money. My personal theory is because it’s really funny.
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoHow can pee be stored in the balls when it’s supposedly full of plastic?
minus-squareAlaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoIt’s the new evolutionary trait being tested in beta right now where balls are being used to generate and store oil instead of just pee. It just takes a while for the plastic to decompose and liquidate.
minus-squareiridaniotter [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoGenetically engineered balls that turn plastic back into crude oil
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoUnited States is gonna invade my balls if I don’t hurry up with that surgery…
Because money.
My personal theory is because it’s really funny.
How can pee be stored in the balls when it’s supposedly full of plastic?
It’s the new evolutionary trait being tested in beta right now where balls are being used to generate and store oil instead of just pee. It just takes a while for the plastic to decompose and liquidate.
Genetically engineered balls that turn plastic back into crude oil
United States is gonna invade my balls if I don’t hurry up with that surgery…