"Yes your Honour, I knew it was a pyramid scheme. But I never thought I would be the last buyer. I always thought there would be another dumbass to buy it from me at a higher price, otherwise I wouldn’t have bought it in the first place. I’m not stupid, unlike those last buyers!

Moreover, your Honour, on a technical note, this is not a monkey. You see, a monkey is different from a monke, and both…"