Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"

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TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"

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Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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How Do You Hang? | Which Side Do You Dress On? | 5 Theories For Men Dressing To The Left Or Right

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In this article, we explain why your tailor wants to know "which side do you hang?" and why it's important if you want your pants to fit.

So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

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I’ve always heard the ending be something like:

Sir, you are a size 37

37? No, I’m a 36!

36!? Why if you wore size 36, your mangos would be so squished up you’d have constant migraines.

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