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SomeoneElseModM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos · 1 year ago

Don’t mind the totally not creepy shrine next door.

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Don’t mind the totally not creepy shrine next door.

SomeoneElseModM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos · 1 year ago
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  • VioletTeacup
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    1 year ago

    I feel like whoever buys this should turn the garden into a satanic shrine, just to balance things out.

    • CaptObvious@literature.cafe
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      I mean, it’s already a pretty good Pagan nature temple.

      • VioletTeacup
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        This is true! It just needs a sacred tree and a few triskellions to complete the look.

        • Perfide@reddthat.com
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          And loads and loads of wild flowers and “weeds” like dandelions.

        • CaptObvious@literature.cafe
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          Indeed!

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    • xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com
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      Paint it, have it appraised for many moneys, hang it there and watch the neighbour somehow ruin it. Claim damages for many money.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

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