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minus-squareRebekahWSD@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·2 months agoHuman children should be talked to as though they are small adults so their language grows. Kitties are to be told they are babies and little smoochie faces to keep them from taking over the world and enslaving us all.
minus-squaresp3tr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoAt this point I think I am going to get a kitten and read the classics to it and hope it leads to a brood of its children taking over the world, they’d probably do a better job than almost any people I have ever met or heard of.
Human children should be talked to as though they are small adults so their language grows.
Kitties are to be told they are babies and little smoochie faces to keep them from taking over the world and enslaving us all.
At this point I think I am going to get a kitten and read the classics to it and hope it leads to a brood of its children taking over the world, they’d probably do a better job than almost any people I have ever met or heard of.