Dilbert guy scares himself with a computer

TomBombadil [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net · edit-2 4 months ago

FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

My godfather got me Scott Adams’ business book when I was 10 for my birthday present

I didn’t even like Dilbert, I was a Calvin & Hobbes kid

Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

I’m still a Calvin and Hobbes kid

TillieNeuen [she/her]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Calvin and Hobbes is still so good

ComradePlatypus [fae/faer]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

I’ve got eight slugs in me. One’s lead, and the rest are bourbon. The drink packs a wallop and I pack a revolver.

Still one of the hardest lines in NOIR fiction.

TillieNeuen [she/her]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

I remember that one!

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Christopher: “He was my godfather. But he knew I liked Calvin & Hobbes. He knew that. Dilbert - who likes that shit? Nobody wants that shit.”

Adriana: “So that’s when you keyed his car?”

Christopher: “No. That was another thing. Are you even listening to me! Pass me the bowl!”

Adriana: “Pass it to yourself.” And she walks angrily to the bedroom.

He throws up his hands.