I’m at work, so please keep me entertained while I pretend to work on this invoice.
In 2028, Taylor Swift (D) is running against Tucker Carlson ®. Who are their VP picks? Who wins? Also, give me funny alternatives. Kanye West would be an amusing choice as well, though I’m uncertain if Republicans would vote for a black guy. (Even if he is Hitlerian as fuck)
Kanye West / Alex Jones ticket ?!?!
Tucker takes joe rogan to increase his likeability and reach but is initially smashed in polling due to the ADLs efforts so he is dropped in favor of kyle rittenhouse who ignites the voter base. This boost causes Taylor Swift to select Jennifer Lawrence after she takes the libverse by storm with her comment ‘politicks is just like the hunger games.’
The Dems run with ‘hungirlboss’ as their campaign slogan.
I dunno who takes it but whoever wins the popular vote loses the election.
And youre right, Republicans won’t vote for him, that’s why Kanye will get the next open Supreme Court seat.