We’re going to need to get a Clinton-style denial by Vance, “I did not have sexual relations with that couch.”

This couch is approved by JD Vance.

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The Associated Press has apparently retracted a fact-check published yesterday with the headline, “No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch.” As of Thursday morning, the article page displayed a “page unavailable” error message.

The fact-check references a few joke social media posts that have been circulating that claim the Republican vice presidential nominee wrote in his book Hillbilly Elegy about having sex with a couch.

So, what I’m hearing is there isn’t any proof he didn’t have sexual relations with a couch?