And I mean to actually use with your voice, you may be one of the people who likes “cockwomble” but if you only ever type it out online then that doesn’t count!

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    I love calling someone a ‘berk’. Simple, harmless word but it’s got a good affectionate ring to it.

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      Pretty sure that is derived from cockney rhyming slang for calling someone the c-word (berkely hunt). But luckily for you I don’t think that’s common knowledge haha

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    Bollocks, sometimes with a modifier:

    Fucking bollocks Fucking load of bollocks Bollocky fuck twat What a load of bollocks Bollocks That’s bollocks

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    Fucking love calling anything a cunt, whether that’s me, a golf ball, the stupid cunt that just cut me up. It’s just versatile man.

    Shitcunt seems to be gaining popularity, but I’m a purist.

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    You can’t beat cunt.

    So satisfying to say, and makes people squirm.

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    Yesterday my kid made up the insult “bucket gobbler” while playing in the tub, and I might use it on him next time he gets uppity with me.

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    Used most often: Fuck

    Most amused by: Bellend