PugJesus@lemmy.world to grimdank@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoThanks, Big E, I see why your sons turned out as such well-adjusted peoplelemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1226arrow-down17
arrow-up1219arrow-down1imageThanks, Big E, I see why your sons turned out as such well-adjusted peoplelemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to grimdank@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareAndonno@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·10 months agoI feel like this misrepresents the chaos gods, except maybe Tzeentch. Khorne: Drown your depression in HATE! Nurgle: That’s just how some people are, you’ll learn to live with it. (Unstated, “Because I’ll give you no choice.”) Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.
minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 months ago Nurgle: That’s just how some people are, you’ll learn to live with it. (Unstated, “Because I’ll give you no choice.”) But people love their Papa Nurgle, because he cares* *caring includes being inflicted with the most horrific diseases imaginable, and some unimaginable Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art. I mean, Slaanesh does say here “There are many pleasures waiting for you to experience.” I feel like Khorne is the weakest one here.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoInteresting, I think it’s the most accurate. He’d just follow up with “unless you let it win.”
I feel like this misrepresents the chaos gods, except maybe Tzeentch.
Khorne: Drown your depression in HATE!
Nurgle: That’s just how some people are, you’ll learn to live with it. (Unstated, “Because I’ll give you no choice.”)
Slaanesh: What you need, is a distraction. We have sex, food, drugs, or art.
But people love their Papa Nurgle, because he cares*
*caring includes being inflicted with the most horrific diseases imaginable, and some unimaginable
I mean, Slaanesh does say here “There are many pleasures waiting for you to experience.”
I feel like Khorne is the weakest one here.
Interesting, I think it’s the most accurate. He’d just follow up with “unless you let it win.”