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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

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Anon drives a bus

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

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My bike has fallen into a swimming pool while switched on (don’t ask)

You’re not the boss of me. What happened?
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  The bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down
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    That’s why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole “is this slavery?” issue.
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      I want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it
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