I’m sure this has been asked elsewhere already, but I’m curious and I want answers, damnit!
Why do so many shampoo brands look like cum? Men’s, women’s, pets’ shampoo? Cum, cum, cum. The two-in-one complete shampoos look like I just spooged in my hand when I squeeze the bottle. Me, in the shower, getting ready to wash my hair and I have to think, “why does this look like jizz?” before lathering it onto my head.
The moment passes pretty quickly, but I gotta ask why? Who is this for? It’s not really sexy. It’s a terrible lubricant. It doesn’t taste good. Whose cum is it? Where did it come from? Why is it in this bottle, and so on and on.
Please help, I am so confused.
I agree with the last sentence.
Anyway, the typical consistency of a shampoo or lotion is effective for the intended purpose. Thinner, and it would be difficult to dispense and spread. Thicker would mean it would have to be dispensed from a jar like Vaseline. Some popular shampoos appear green and pearly, too, which is rather different than most semen.
It appears you don’t like jizz. Keep in mind that many people do, so if it’s intentional, it’s probably welcome.