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minus-squareblackn1ghtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 months agoOn the plus side you can bleed out knowing they now have to spend all that time and effort trying to find your valuables.
minus-squaregearheart@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·2 months agoThis is 2024. What valuables? 😂 What the burglar gonna do, take over my rent and loans? 😂
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThey’ll force you to take on some other people’s anonymised debt at gunpoint.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI keep them at the store, since I can’t afford to bring them home. My Lambo is still at the dealership after all these years.
minus-squareSnowclone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYeah we won’t need to get this far, I don’t own anything that hasn’t already lost all value.
On the plus side you can bleed out knowing they now have to spend all that time and effort trying to find your valuables.
This is 2024. What valuables? 😂
What the burglar gonna do, take over my rent and loans? 😂
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They’ll force you to take on some other people’s anonymised debt at gunpoint.
I keep them at the store, since I can’t afford to bring them home. My Lambo is still at the dealership after all these years.
Yeah we won’t need to get this far, I don’t own anything that hasn’t already lost all value.