Oh, feminism, what a glorious revolution! Women fought for equality, and what did we get?

A generation of men who are either spineless wimps or entitled jerks. Seriously, feminism has gutted men of their masculinity, leaving behind a bunch of whiny, insecure babies who wouldn’t know how to fix a flat tire if their lives depended on it.

Remember when men actually took pride in being strong providers? Yeah, good times. Now, thanks to feminism, we’ve got dudes who are too busy questioning their “toxic masculinity” to bother being decent partners.

Instead of chivalry and strength, we’re stuck with men who think wearing a “This is what a feminist looks like” T-shirt is enough to win a woman’s heart. Spoiler alert: it isn’t.

High-quality men are practically extinct. Feminism has turned men into either doormats, terrified of offending anyone, or overgrown children who can’t handle a real relationship because they’re too busy crying about how “hard” it is to be a man these days.

So, ladies, good luck finding a guy who’s got his shit together and isn’t a walking apology. Because, thanks to feminism, those guys are about as real as unicorns.