HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoGotta keep that resume updatedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1540arrow-down113
arrow-up1527arrow-down1imageGotta keep that resume updatedlemmy.worldHootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareHowManyNimons@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agoWith the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agohits rock bottom 🪨📉😭 *adds geologist to resume 🧑🔬🔬🪨😁 *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥 Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑🔬🏭😎
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoYour resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months ago we wanted to give you the opportunity to address. *Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁
With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.
hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
*adds geologist to resume 🧑🔬🔬🪨😁
*Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑🔬🏭😎
Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
*Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁
😂😂😂