• PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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    Explanation: Caesar, in his youth, was kidnapped and held for ransom by pirates. Amongst other curiousities of the story is that when Caesar, then a relatively unknown young man, heard he was being ransomed for 20 talents (620kg/1366bs) of silver, he demanded they INCREASE the ransom to 50 talents! A man has to know what he’s worth!

    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      They should have killed him and dumped his body over the side.

      He came back, crucified them, and then took the talents with him.

      • AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip
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        To be totally fair, pretty sure he explicitly told them he’d do it, too. Could’ve sailed off and enjoyed their loot.

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    Comes back and locks them in the garden