• Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          3 months ago

          Always taking a peek at the self checkout worker as im shopping to see if they’re bored or a little too into being shopping cop. If they go to wipe down baskets or chit chat with someone, that’s when all my bulk bananas and onions are getting bought

          • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            3 months ago

            yeah if they are staring hard at their little spy phones, tapping away as they scroll through the cameras and screen mirrors i fuck off

            before those devices it would be a good sign because it was a personal phone and they were checked tf out

            • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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              3 months ago

              I had to use all my inspiration on deception rolls the first time i realized they were watching me on that thing. Luckily it wasn’t a necessary heist that day and i was able to absorb the cost but i was shook

          • pinguinu [any]@lemmygrad.ml
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            3 months ago

            If you weigh stuff where you pick up vegetables you can get away with pretty much anything. Not that I do myself since there’s no self-checkout here

    • CarbonScored [any]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      As always, this makes the faulty assumption that under capitalism, unemployed till workers will go do those things.

      We already have vastly more than enough people to do those things, and people working tills is not the reason those things aren’t done. So until we fix that reason, I’ll take the extra 2 minutes opportunity to get to chat to a fellow human being thanks.