• Noble Shift@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 hours ago

      Reef Whitetips are a good book, mostly harmless so Don’t Panic.

      Oceanic Whitetips - straight gangsters … When they come rolling in on a dive it’s ALWAYS gonna be more than one like you intha wrong hood cuz and thugs be comin up outta the shadows circling you, checking you out deciding if you a pussy ass or what. (Spoiler: They always eventually decide you are in fact a pussy ass …aallllwwwaaayysssss)

      I don’t fuck with these at all ever, I get the fuck out of the water.

    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      4 hours ago

      Oceanic white tips? 10ft long roided out aquatic honeybadger that can smell your fear from 40 miles away…and it has nothing better to do today.