• mhague@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Sir, you’ve been caught. Would you like to offer aesthetic rhetoric to defend your actions? We need a “Why This Happened” for our consumers.

    Hmm. I wanted to feed the animals because of their living conditions… I’m against animal cruelty.

    Great! Sounds plausible.