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minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·2 months agoIf you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoREAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
minus-squareSc00ter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoSo uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoFor starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
minus-squareSc00ter@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoSorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 months agoA wild Vance appears
minus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoDoesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.
If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic
REAL MAN OPEN THEIR BOTTLE WITH THEIR TEETH
I usually just stick it in my ass and use my expertly trained clenched sphincter to open the bottle, like a real man.
So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?
For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.
Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table
And your couch?
A wild Vance appears
Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.