STOP PUTTING THE FUCKING “SAN” AND “CHAN” SUFFIXES IN THE TRANSLATION AND INSTEAD USE TERMS OF ENDEARMENT THAT ARE ENGLISH IF YOU REALLY FEEL THE NEED THEN PUT IN A NOTE THAT SAYS “I’VE TRANSLATED IT TO FRIEND EVEN THOUGH THE WORD IS CLOSER BUT I DON’T WANNA USE BOSOM-BUDDY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT”