Omashkooz [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoA 58-year-old woman allegedly attacked members of the public as they attempted to free a seagull that she had captured in south Belfast, a court heard on Tuesdaywww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down10cross-posted to: nottheonion@zerobytes.monsternominativedeterminismandfinally
arrow-up147arrow-down1external-linkA 58-year-old woman allegedly attacked members of the public as they attempted to free a seagull that she had captured in south Belfast, a court heard on Tuesdaywww.bbc.comOmashkooz [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square13fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@zerobytes.monsternominativedeterminismandfinally
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·3 months agoThis woman was just trying to be the very best like no one ever was To catch seagulls was her real test, to train them is her cause
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 months agoThere was that guy on tiktok who made “friends” with a gull by feeding it fish. But that’s as close as you can get to training them, they’re creatures of wild primordial chaos and live only for violence.
minus-squareDiuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoI will travel across Ireland, searching far and wide. To help seagull understand, the power that’s inside!
This woman was just trying to be the very best like no one ever was
To catch seagulls was her real test, to train them is her cause
There was that guy on tiktok who made “friends” with a gull by feeding it fish. But that’s as close as you can get to training them, they’re creatures of wild primordial chaos and live only for violence.
I will travel across Ireland, searching far and wide.
To help seagull understand, the power that’s inside!