I’m sure we’ve got the technology somewhere. We just need like a giant fucking tree to suck the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and to desalinate the oceans. Something that’s the size of an island all by itself.

I don’t care if it’s 100 billion trees woven together with some science fuckery, but we need an Yggsrasil if we want to fix the planet.

Think about it. A giant tree out in the middle of the ocean that sucks up all of our carbon dioxide and turns it into more trees and that sucks the salts and minerals and plastics out of the ocean and incorporates those into itself until it grows as tall as 100 billion trees woven together with dark science can possibly grow.

Sure, it’ll cost I don’t know several billion dollars to make this happen a trillion I don’t fucking know, but if we had that the world would get better.

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    Sadly, our planet only makes life sustainable, there’s absolutely no money to make for the shareholders, so there’s little to no chance in hell that the powers that be are going to make any effort to prevent our planet going to shit. Remember: Life is temporary, short term gains are eternal

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    Desalinate the oceans?

    Yea, fuck all that marine life that makes most of the oxygen in the atmosphere.

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      Ocean salinity has increased over the last 200 years, I’m just saying revert it to it’s 1800s levels.

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    The world will never be safe until capitalism is dismantled. By definition, capitalism is a virus that expands to consume all resources. You can’t use capitalism to make more resources for capitalism to consume in any other way than is resource-negative (laws of thermodynamics).

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    Oh, we could probably create giant trees with selective breeding and gene editing. But those trees would still need hundreds of years to grow (and that’s a good thing, since it would store CO2 while growing) and if there are problems with the gene editing we would only notice after decades.

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      The Amazon rainforest is often considered the lungs of the planet. It represents only a small part, the lungs are mainly our oceans.

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    square-cube law means height, diameter, and weight are all going to be issues.

    Isn’t algae more effective per volume?

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    Was thinking the title was about the Linux distro and was like we can do that. but after reading this ocean algae is way beter for carbon capture than trees. They also don’t tend to burn down and release that carbon.

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    I thought you were talking about the VR game in Overlord and was ready to post my support but you just want complicated forestry with no regards to marine life