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      6 days ago

      It’s all fun and games until the giant, hulking, unkillable zombie mutant starts stalking you and suddenly that elaborate lock involving 13 different Renaissance paintings arranged through a hallway under different colored lights seems vastly inferior to just having a fucking key and normal lock.

      Umbrella Corp. Security Specialist: “Okay, but what if you lose the key?”