Thats alot of semen
I can tell the jellies are on the right and that they’re in the genus Aurelia. Seems like a skill issue
How do the turtles open the jars?
This is fucked up, the scientists ought to know turtles can’t operate jars.
Save the turtles but fuck these jellyfish. we will just put them in a jar for our display.
To be fair, we currently have an overpopulation of jellyfish due to both the decline of turtles and raising sea temperatures, so if anything, this is helping.
turtles eat jellyfish?
Yep for some species it’s their main food source
huh. live and learn.
i guess for other species it’s pizza?
Only while they’re adolescent.
If I was a hungry sea turtle, I would simply eat the jellyfish instead of the plastic.
If I was a hungry sea turtle, I’d open the jars to check which one of them has jellyfish inside.
If I was a hungry sea turtle, I’d just order a pizza.
Hey, that’s cheating!
Cheating according to wh—oh, darn, shrink-wrap license strikes again
Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic
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Wow that’s gotta be a record for fastest evolutionary change in response to man made disasters. Good work jellyfish!
Be a rebel by also doing your best to avoid the trash in the first place.
And most importantly, work to disassemble the systems that normalize and support the production of the wasteful and toxic materials we now call trash.
Are you suggesting that we should burn down companies and factories? Cuz I’d never agree to meet you at a specific time and place so that we could disassemble the means of production and effectively delete entire toxic cogs of the economy.
In fact, tell me precisely where and when you plan on meeting so that I can definitely avoid you.
Reduce, reuse, recycle, revolt
The answer seems obvious. Introduce the turtles to Kraft Mac and Cheese. Its better than jellyfish and still comes in a paperboard box.
Mac and cheese? How do you not know turtles love pizza?
The ones that moved to NYC, maybe. But no one likes soggy, salt-watered crust.
Now imagine you’re a hungry sea turtle.
I already do that every day. What’s next?
Lets make bags out of jellyfish!
It’s really easy to tell the difference. The jellyfish is the one that hurts you immediately when you try to swallow it and the plastic bag is the one that causes problems in 1.5-3 minutes with catastrophic problems around 10 minutes.
Not if you’re a sea turtle. They eat jelly fish and are immune to their venom
Let the jellyfish out