I’m just grateful for my participation trophy!
I’m just grateful for my participation trophy!
Your mom never tells me she’s proud of me… She just talks about how much better you are than I am.
My mom too…
You think you have it bad? I’m from Texas and can’t afford to leave!
The oranges taste like shit! The strawberries taste like shit! The snozzberries taste like shit!
Trump’s Everlasting Shit Sticks
Why didn’t you just look at the metadata? It appears this photo was taken in the year “© All Rights Reserved”
They looked at USA’s ongoing dumpster fire to the south and said “that looks nice and warm.”
They got their rocks off with Hunter’s dick-pics. As long as they can make someone feel powerless, their de-aging potion works for another three months.
Let Central Jersey name the two new states: East Dakota and New Dakota
Trump’s scared that Vance’s family will eat Laura Loomer
Let’s buy a couple of Trump NFTs and create a line called “Trump-meme vapes” where we put Trump’s NFT on the label and a meme used by Trump supporters. We’ll offer beautiful-sounding flavors such as:
Which will actually taste like:
Call ourselves a parody company and send all proceeds to Harris
offer to suck before claiming he’s never seen or heard of that dick before
Your face is a meme.*
Seriously, screenshat your face. Call it a meme. If others adopt it, it’s a meme.
*^Not legal advice^
Probably Uncle Trump instead of Uncle Sam
Someone call Lorena Bobbitt!
Stroopwaffel?! YAY!
Some might say that sex-ed is indoctrination.
Those people are morons, but they say it
He’s got that same unidentifiable quality as Nickelback
Why would billionaires sue themselves?
Yes it is. Both sides are about to be super pissed at Trump