• If you don’t vote for Trump, you don’t want power, you want to endlessly critique power.
  • If you don’t vote for Trump you are throwing away your vote.
  • If you don’t vote for Trump, he might get 79999 votes, while 101% Hitler gets 80000 votes.
  • If you don’t vote for Trump you hate democracy.
  • If you don’t vote for Trump you are a stupid tanky.
  • If you don’t vote for Trump you love Hamas.
  • It is your patriotic duty to vote for Trump.
  • Trump has the support of many respectable Iraq war criminals.
  • Trump will have Republicans in his government.
  • When Trump is elected we can got back to brunch.

Considering all of these excellent arguments, us liberals should really get behind this Trump guy.