I decompiled the kernel
German laundry detergent
Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United’s packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own
sudo make-me-a-sandwich-cookie
If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.
Can I use the Linux cracker to remove my Activate Ubuntu watermark?
fucking ubuntu has “activate” watermark? what a joke
Noo it was a joke XD
…but you can install it https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux
(though I believe they have an Ubuntu premium motd or something like that)
Yes, but you need to accept all cookies when prompted
Guess I’ll stay on a diet after this
make crackers
Fatal Error: Flour.h not found
sudo apt install libflour
Reading package lists… Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information… Done
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
libflour-3.2.3-23 : Depends: crackers-2.52-29 but it is not going to be installed
E: Unmet dependencies. Try ‘apt --fix-broken install’ with no packages (or specify a solution).
A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat
#!/bin/bash if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then sudo "$0" "$@" exit $? fi for i in {1..10}; do echo "Eating ... $i" eat done
Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman
Hecking naraya. I didn’t know they were making other products. The Naraya Soya drink advertised to be free/gratis in that top-left tastes terrible though 🤣 it tastes mostly water 😭
Free = libre, not gratis
i’m on a diet, i’ll just take the crackers
sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"
sudo-apt-get install mouth
Whew, for a minute there I didn’t have a mouth and I needed to scream.
Thanks again, apt-get
Sandwich Calcium Cracker
bone
hurtingjuicehealingcrackers?thai one on
Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.
That’s a little package sitting on top of a big package. It’s the slim model.
For thin clients?