• barsquid@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    At this point, I’d settle for even a subset of the same laws. It is somehow none of the laws.

    • lad@programming.dev
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      2 months ago

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he also trespassed the laws of physics. Luckily this is unlikely

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      1 month ago

      Monkey’s Paw:

      He will be relentlessly pursued for any littering or parking offense he commits, but he has staff to do both for him so he’s never guilty of those.