• BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

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      10 months ago

      I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

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      10 months ago

      … something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…

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        10 months ago

        If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up