ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agoAre you a longbow or crossbow kinda person? Please justify your answer with historical facts learned in the course this semester.message-squaremessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareAre you a longbow or crossbow kinda person? Please justify your answer with historical facts learned in the course this semester.ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square68fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareShinji_Ikari [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-25 days ago> carrying around my crossbow. Has a rapid reload rate of 1 bolt per 10 minutes > in a field made up of ~90% cow shit > shoot my shot at the english sporting peasant during this season’s duke’s entertainment battle > miss.jpg > that’s okay, let me get out my crank dohickey for 60 revolutions to reload > english sporting peasant has long bow > he just notches an arrow and pulls back > I receive an arrow to the breathing humor > mfw my tactical crossbow was insufficient
minus-squareOssay [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-25 days ago> be a teenage boy > castle get sieged by the english > get handed a crossbow > own a king … > get boiled alive afterwards though
> carrying around my crossbow. Has a rapid reload rate of 1 bolt per 10 minutes
> in a field made up of ~90% cow shit
> shoot my shot at the english sporting peasant during this season’s duke’s entertainment battle
> miss.jpg
> that’s okay, let me get out my crank dohickey for 60 revolutions to reload
> english sporting peasant has long bow
> he just notches an arrow and pulls back
> I receive an arrow to the breathing humor
> mfw my tactical crossbow was insufficient
> be a teenage boy
> castle get sieged by the english
> get handed a crossbow
> own a king
…
> get boiled alive afterwards though