Well I mean if you stopped eating them and started hoarding them by the billion per hour down caves and abandoned mine shafts, we might actually stand a chance at beating this thing if you started 250 years ago.
All things considered, we should probably just enjoy the last of the abundance and eat the donuts. They won’t be around for ever and you’ll miss them when they’re gone. I know I will.
Think about all that carbon going up into the atmosphere. Tipping points go brrrr
When your carbon offset burns down, are you still carbon neutral? I keep buying donut offsets, but I am still gaining weight.
Well I mean if you stopped eating them and started hoarding them by the billion per hour down caves and abandoned mine shafts, we might actually stand a chance at beating this thing if you started 250 years ago.
All things considered, we should probably just enjoy the last of the abundance and eat the donuts. They won’t be around for ever and you’ll miss them when they’re gone. I know I will.