I already have a wind turbine strapped to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a ‘boost’ I’ll wolf down some baked beans.

You’re way behind CSIRO!

CSIRO hastening the trend in culture by explicitly making us a nation of fart huffers.

The clinger is the worst. It sticks to all the soft furnishings upon entering a room.

“Fuck. Who shit themselves? It’s like death in here”.

How do you register an account to use the app?

Update: Chart Your Fart App Download Instructions