dig my man in the back committed 100% to the photo bomb. highlight of the month.

also, Elon seems to be going through early phases of that thing that happens to people who have had a lot of work done: their faces and bodies look weird as they age and it comes on rapidly.

it’s like we all know bodies wear out, posture shifts, elasticity reduces, gravity and slower metabolism take their toll. and instinctively, we account for this when we see old people. old man paunch, chin waddle, smile lines, brow creases etc. the features that reveal character.

but the aging plastic surgery enjoyer just looks misshapenly youthful, like things are shifting incorrectly. so they can lean all the way in like Biden and become like 95% ceramic and bondo with a face like high density injection-molded polyethylene that only has 2 expressions, or just accept that they have become clayface from Batman when he starts running out of the product and his face starts shifting and little kids start crying.

does he just wear the same shirt every day, or does he have like a closet full of the same outfit like a cartoon character?

its impossible to be more pathetic than this

Death to America

What I want to know is why does he look like a xenomorph is constantly trying to burst from his torso?

Elon actually does believe “in the teachings of Christ”, but it was only his settler-colonialist interpretation of this verse from the KJV:

13 And he called his ten servants, and delivered them ten pounds, and said unto them, Occupy till I come.

He really is the most divorced man in history.

You’re my butterfly, sugar baby

kirk van houten ass fucking loser.

Musk needs to occupy the surface of the sun

Wish someone would give this dude a swift kick in the nards and an atomic wedgie