🎶 Springtime for MAGA and 'Murica! Winter for Gaza and Chad 🎶

PS I don’t really know what’s going on in Chad, it was just the single syllable country having the hardest time. I’ll remove if I posted something offensive

“Hey Boss, what color should we use to indicate that one city is literally 5x the next worst?”

‘Uh…I guess just use the color and opacity of the air itself at that point’

Is snakes out there this big?!

Yes, actually…

Hell, on the degree he’s divorced from reality alone he could take that title

“And you all thought golden showers were my humiliation fetish”

That’s a very different movie when you’re stuck on a bus and everyone has to keep Fart over 55…Perfect opportunity for a break out performance by Keanu Beans though

Pentbear is where we quarantine all the content that the confiscates

“Well, I’m the most important person in every organization I’m in and I’m completely useless and expendable. So just imagine how much more so all the drones must be!”

Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes etc.

Swastikas, Fasces, and Totenkopfs

Joe Biden, but that’s just playing the odds really

I heap a lot of contempt on people who completely miss the point of Starship Troopers, but that’s nothing compared to the people whose take away from WALL-E is to dream of boarding The Axiom…

More proof that Santa Claus is a CIA op designed to get kids used to living in a surveillance state!

Because Xi finally hears our prayers:

He can’t trick me: Anti-aging? Bizarre Facial transformation? He clearly has found The One Ring

Is it a fluke from the face lifts or did they give Biden a Bajoran nose to help hold his Aviators in place? Maybe the Dems think it will increase their ‘resistance’ cred?

& go

More Bill Hicks commenting on current events 30 years ago…

They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh?
“I think what God meant to say…”
I have never been that confident.
Next we have a bible out called ‘The New Living Bible’, it’s the bible in updated and modern English. I guess to make it more palatable for people to read. But its really weird, when you listen to it.
“And Jesus walked on water. And Peter said, ‘Awesome!'”
Suddenly we got Jesus hanging ten across the Sea of Galilee. Christ’s Bogus Adventure, you know. Deuteronomy 90210, you know.

“I’ve run campaigns for Al Gore, John Kerry, and Hillary Clinton! And by gum it put them on the map!”

Also, it’s probably crossing a line or two, but the urge to rework the monorail song into the genocide song is very real. I mean the syllables line up and everything

I’m guessing the entire first section is just:

Lower Food Costs

Food costs are already low enough!

Lower Healthcare Costs

Health care costs are already low enough!

etc.

Well, somebody needs to get them to step up their game. The last few assassination attempts have been pathetic! :sicko-JFK: