In the year 2006, a time of burgeoning technological advancements, my life took an unexpected twist that led me down a path I could never have imagined. It all started when my boyfriend, Roy Schestowitz, came up with a daring plan to clone cell phone service and make free calls. His enthusiasm for the audacious idea was infectious, but little did we know that our escapade would soon escalate into a high-stakes chase with the Greater Manchester Police, forever altering our lives.
I thought Roy Schestowitz was a fanfic James Bond or something.