• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
    3·
    4 days ago

    And always go to the nearest open urinal when you enter.

    I usually go to the one closest to the wall. It seems comfier

    And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there.

    I’m not stopping the chat with my bro just because I have a dick in my hand I’m pissing. I have shit to say

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      4 days ago

      And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there.

      I’m not stopping the chat with my bro just because I have a dick in my hand I’m pissing. I have shit to say

      I’d also like to say that some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard have been uttered by a random at a urinal.