• CustardFist@feddit.nl
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    14 days ago

    I once tried to start a conversation with a girl at a party, but she immediately said she had a boyfriend and pointed at him.
    So I had a great, long talk with her boyfriend the whole evening, drinking beers, making jokes and laughing hysterically, while the girl stood in the corner by herself with a glass of water, looking pissed, car keys dangling from her finger.

    What a great night. 😄

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      13 days ago

      I’m going to go with “what is a story that started out real but you made up the end in your head on your way home?”

      • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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        12 days ago

        CustardFist would literally never make up anything! Look at their profile! They meticulously document every aspect of their real actual life in comic form!