“Answer me robot, why’s it not answering?! Someone? …Silicone doesn’t exist you know, it’s fake news people, the internot’s a lie. Write me a letter…don’t you know about the paper factories, full of cat eating people, don’t write, don’t write, come up here and tell me, the sky doesn’t exist, it’s a woke agenda to stop you working, go to sleep at night, when it turns black, stars are a lie, buy a cyber truck, take them off the flag, it’s in the constitution, I’ll make america a crêpe again, pancakes and maple syrup, love it in the morning, on toast, Canada belongs to us, they’re our trees, give them back, give them back, give them back, give me back, give me, give me money…mom?”
I’m glad someone enjoyed it though I never thought it’d be compared to poetry haha! I did think it was a bit too flouncy and coherant for trump but it was fun to write!
“Answer me robot, why’s it not answering?! Someone? …Silicone doesn’t exist you know, it’s fake news people, the internot’s a lie. Write me a letter…don’t you know about the paper factories, full of cat eating people, don’t write, don’t write, come up here and tell me, the sky doesn’t exist, it’s a woke agenda to stop you working, go to sleep at night, when it turns black, stars are a lie, buy a cyber truck, take them off the flag, it’s in the constitution, I’ll make america a crêpe again, pancakes and maple syrup, love it in the morning, on toast, Canada belongs to us, they’re our trees, give them back, give them back, give them back, give me back, give me, give me money…mom?”
I know it’s supposed to be trump but this almost reads like free-form poetry and it’s goddamn beautiful
I’m glad someone enjoyed it though I never thought it’d be compared to poetry haha! I did think it was a bit too flouncy and coherant for trump but it was fun to write!