I know it’s not Christmas anymore, but this is good advice all year.
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“A Very Special Synesthesia Christmas”
…otherwise, those label warnings are for naught. Why have a warning to not do something, if no one is doing it, anyway?
They’re children. Trust me, they don’t need to be reminded to do this.
Wha… A talking candle!!!
“Obey the candle, Suzie. Eat your delicious bear. Just like Johnny is eating his delicious drum. The candle commands it.”
Mmm! Asbestos flavored!
Mine tastes like lead!
Mine tastes like choking hazard!
I love how batteries taste and feel against my tongue.