• JackbyDev@programming.dev
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    7 hours ago

    Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.

    Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was…

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      6 hours ago

      They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.

      Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.