We must stop this science on science violence.

-> You mean peer review?

Lol, don’t the publications farm that out and review none of it?

-> We must stop this science on science violence!

I think that’s just the corrupting influence of money and power.

-> We use good methodology to show methodology has been systemically compromised.

[citation needed]

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