propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agoDefinitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo cardlockwww.wlbt.comexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down10cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.worldleopardsatemyface@lemmit.onlinenottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monster
arrow-up172arrow-down1external-linkDefinitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo cardlockwww.wlbt.compropter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square64fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.worldleopardsatemyface@lemmit.onlinenottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monster
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·3 days agoTechnically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank’s front desk at the first available opportunity!
minus-squareglans [it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·3 days agostarting a little DIY artisanal sperm bank in the corner
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 days ago sperm bank in the corner ♫ That’s cream in the corner ♫ ♫ That’s cream in the spot-light ♫ ♫ Cooming’s my religion ♫
Technically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank’s front desk at the first available opportunity!
starting a little DIY artisanal sperm bank in the corner
♫ That’s cream in the corner ♫
♫ That’s cream in the spot-light ♫
♫ Cooming’s my religion ♫
so cumjar?
Precisely.