propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agoDefinitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo cardlockwww.wlbt.comexternal-linkmessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down10cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.worldleopardsatemyface@lemmit.onlinenottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monster
arrow-up172arrow-down1external-linkDefinitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo cardlockwww.wlbt.compropter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square64fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.worldleopardsatemyface@lemmit.onlinenottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monster
minus-squareHexboare [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 days ago discharge genetic material That’s considerably broader than sperm. I’m not sure you could expel any body fluid without it containing some of your genetic material.
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 days agoHey ya can’t have no pandemics if nobody’s allowed to sneeze ah?
minus-squareHexboare [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agoY’all should have masked when you had to
minus-squareComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-23 days agoTechnically there’s DNA in your shit because you expel trace amounts of mucous and lining from your intestines at the same time,
minus-squarepropter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoAnd archaeologists have used that to find ancient DNA in soil samples to show what fauna and flora lived in an area at a given time period.
minus-squareoscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoSloppy kisses? banned
That’s considerably broader than sperm. I’m not sure you could expel any body fluid without it containing some of your genetic material.
Hey ya can’t have no pandemics if nobody’s allowed to sneeze ah?
Y’all should have masked when you had to
Technically there’s DNA in your shit because you expel trace amounts of mucous and lining from your intestines at the same time,
And archaeologists have used that to find ancient DNA in soil samples to show what fauna and flora lived in an area at a given time period.
Sloppy kisses? banned